luke_simulacrum

Hi... My name is Luke. I'm a 26-year-old graduate student of Communication and Cultural Studies in Toronto.

With all due respect to Bert Raccoon, this is a pretty tempting social networking avatar. (via www.thelastlore.com)

With all due respect to Bert Raccoon, this is a pretty tempting social networking avatar. (via www.thelastlore.com)

— 1 hour ago
men who look like old lesbians →

I have a sneaking suspicion I may have posted this a long time ago, but what the hell, it’s pretty funny and a prime example of the creative capacity of the internetz.

— 5 hours ago
News Corp, Microsoft Seek To Pressure Google into Paying for News →

This is hilarious. Two outdated, outmoded behemoths attempting to force the past onto the present. Sure, Murdoch is evil, but he’s old, so he gets a free pass here, but Steve Ballmer is just an idiot.

Oh, and on a related note: additional evidence that Ballmer is an idiot.

— 6 hours ago
This is a photo of my desktop. It contains all the articles I need to read for one of my research papers. Woot!

This is a photo of my desktop. It contains all the articles I need to read for one of my research papers. Woot!

— 22 hours ago
Personal best on Canabalt today…

Personal best on Canabalt today…

— 1 day ago with 1 note
This is what Wendy looks like (minus the beard) when she brushes her teeth. Not even kidding.
thedailywhat:

Personal Hygiene Guide of the Day: How to brush your teeth like a Spartan.
This. Is. ADA accepted!, tonight we floss in hell!, etc.
[via.]

This is what Wendy looks like (minus the beard) when she brushes her teeth. Not even kidding.

thedailywhat:

Personal Hygiene Guide of the Day: How to brush your teeth like a Spartan.

This. Is. ADA accepted!, tonight we floss in hell!, etc.

[via.]

— 2 days ago with 1,045 notes

This shit still blows my mind. I left for Europe and when I got back, pimply-faced kids from America were serenading the internetz with stuff Dave and Brian wrote. I mean, srsly…

— 2 days ago
#fuckyeahjpndrds 
It’s a little early, but I’m pretty sure I have next year’s Halloween costume all figured out. (via farm1.static.flickr.com)

It’s a little early, but I’m pretty sure I have next year’s Halloween costume all figured out. (via farm1.static.flickr.com)

— 2 days ago
I must say that as far as Tumblr friends’ cats go, I’m pretty enamoured with Pinky.
robotindisguise:

My cat Pinky. Since it’s Caturday.

I must say that as far as Tumblr friends’ cats go, I’m pretty enamoured with Pinky.

robotindisguise:

My cat Pinky. Since it’s Caturday.

— 2 days ago with 7 notes
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Zeus - Cornerstones

My friend Neil is in this band, and this song is a total jam!

— 3 days ago and 13 plays

Wow… a “freestyle” beard competition. Thanks to Andrew for link.

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
Do you see what I see? Wikipedia is awesome.

Do you see what I see? Wikipedia is awesome.

— 5 days ago
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die

I’d like to dedicate this song to EMI.

— 1 week ago and 4 plays