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Attn: Music Journalists - If anyone is looking for some fun things to compare Lana Del Rey to I charge $10/analogy. Metaphors and similes that will make your reader say “True, Lana Del Rey is very similar to that!” out loud. No scathing review of Lana Del Rey’s ‘Born to Die’ is complete without at least TWO poignant comparisons to other things!
To prove that I am the real deal and not just some fly-by-night guy that can compare things to other things, I will provide you with a few examples.
Lana Del Rey is like:
- Hipstamatic
- Pre-distressed denim
- A free mp3 with DRM
- Gas station sandwiches
- A Blingee’d profile pic
- Steampunk
- OpenOffice.org Suite
- Fashion axes
Plus maybe a dozen more things she’s kind of like! So please, before you write your review of ‘Born to Die’ email me at lanadelreyanalogies@gmail.com for rates and testimonials.
Go, Cam, go! This is the first LDR post in weeks that hasn’t made me throw up in my mouth a little. Also, LOL OpenOffice.org.
Did you ever wonder what you looked like while you were having an amazing time? Well, if you were at the Dragnet Issue Four launch, you’re in luck. Here are all of the photo’s from that night, enjoy!!
I want to know what Jeremy said to the girl on the left in the moment prior to this picture being taken.
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Del Grande just lost the game.
LOL Tapscott
Twitter announced today that it now has the technology to censor tweets by country. I like Twitter a lot, so I want to help them test their new feature. Thus, I’ve compiled a list of my filthiest and most offensive tweets for global dissemination. I’ve linked to the original so that you can easily retweet them from your computer or smartphone.
If you value free speech, it’s your duty to help get these out there. If you are AGAINST free speech, it’s even MORE important that you retweet at least five of the tweets below to help Twitter and your country’s government effectively test and calibrate their censorship technology. If you work for the government, congratulations! This is an opportunity for a little professional and patriotic glory. To give an example, if you hold office in, say, Iran or South Carolina, it is IMPERATIVE that you find the tweets below that would upset your boss or your mother the MOST and retweet them IMMEDIATELY. I don’t think it’s crazy to say that you’ll basically be a hero. You may even get a medal. If your country purports to support free speech, RT! If your country restricts it, RT! What’s most important is that the status quo is preserved and nothing changes, ever!
I believe in you guys.
Click picture to read them.
(via vicemag)
A little counterpoint to the ZOMG! TWITTER IS CENSORING STUFF! hysteria today.
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Staff Lists: The Top 50 Albums of 2011 | Features | Pitchfork
So, I’m actually digging through P4K’s year-end list and checking out all the cuts on rdio… It’s mostly the same old collection of underproduced murmuring and intentionally boring dubstep, but there are a few gems. I also like this sentence from the description of Fucked Up’s David Comes to Life.