Attn: Music Journalists - If anyone is looking for some fun things to compare Lana Del Rey to I charge $10/analogy. Metaphors and similes that will make your reader say “True, Lana Del Rey is very similar to that!” out loud. No scathing review of Lana Del Rey’s ‘Born to Die’ is complete without at least TWO poignant comparisons to other things!
To prove that I am the real deal and not just some fly-by-night guy that can compare things to other things, I will provide you with a few examples.
Lana Del Rey is like:
- Hipstamatic
- Pre-distressed denim
- A free mp3 with DRM
- Gas station sandwiches
- A Blingee’d profile pic
- Steampunk
- OpenOffice.org Suite
- Fashion axes
Plus maybe a dozen more things she’s kind of like! So please, before you write your review of ‘Born to Die’ email me at lanadelreyanalogies@gmail.com for rates and testimonials.
Go, Cam, go! This is the first LDR post in weeks that hasn’t made me throw up in my mouth a little. Also, LOL OpenOffice.org.
